Honestly, can you believe we crossed the world while it’s asleep?

Happy Holidays kids. How was it? Is it? And so on….

You are going to love the news i bring’th you. My mum bought me Downton Abbey. I am ever so excited. I knoww i go on about it all the time, and now i don’t have to wait to watch it once a week and can watch all day every day, and let me assure you… i will. I wouldn’t even stop there, i mean, if i could i would snap the DVD in half and fuck myself violently until i started bleeding regality and wit. However, it is more likely that i would start bleeding out and die, so as of yet the disks remain intact.

So, if it was not implied, right now Downton Abbey is one of my favourite things. Mostly for the clothes and i can’t decide which one i would like to marry; Lady Mary Crawley because she is so harsh and seeping with dry wit, or her mother Cora, Countess of Grantham, because she is SOO regal. But so is Mary. It is one of the hardest choices I have ever had to make, let me assure you of this. In the end I settled on Lady Mary because, well, I saw her in her riding gear, and of course she would be wearing this as she was riding me!

I also like the idea of referring to people by their family status, for example, Cousin Matthew. A habit I am going to take up.

My other favorite thing at the moment is artist impressions of Dinosaurs. I know this will be a shock to ya’ll. But I do mean a particular type; the dramatic type. I don’t see why the scenes they set them in always have to be so viciously dramatic but they are, the looks on their faces, the things they are doing, the gang rapes… you never see them just sat around do you? Having a rest, and reading the paper…

This is a picture of Gigantoraptor, and the description was “…Looming over much smaller dinosaurs.” Looming? Really? It looks more like he is coming out to them. Look how he is stood, the camp little bastard. I imagine him with a lisp, “Listen guys, I just like the feathers, they make me look thinner! Michael says they bring out my eyes….”

 

The description for this one is “Dinosaur death pit.” Right. But look at his face; does he look like he gives a shit that he is sinking to his death?? Even worse, look closely and you can just about make out the tail and nose of his friend who has already sunk beyond rescue. Look at his face, like really look in to his eyes!! Everything about that face says he is getting a hand job under that quick sand. Even in death, hey, Guanlong?

 

I really like this one. This screams gang rape to me, let me point you to the Utahraptor EATING OUT the larger dinosaur. Its arse hole. Look at all the other bastards scratching it up and then he feels a little tongue slip into his little private area. Look at their faces, especially the ones in the background with their mouths gaping open, they are fucking loving it. Haha, it is genuinely amazing this picture. I don’t know if I should be horrified or impressed that someone got this approved for a book, i know for a fact it is in more than one. It is meant to show hunting in packs, hunting for sex maybe. Look at the sneaky one at the front, not getting involved. Watching for the police, clearly.

 

And then tell me this isn’t a scene leading up to another sex attack….

 

Sex is defiantly happening here!! But why have all the Pterosaurs turned out to watch in force?? Slightly unnerving.

 

And, just, who the fuck is this sexy, SEXY bastard.